ask me stuff.   submit something.   i really like music and food


shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via mcneymar)

— 3 weeks ago with 815831 notes


sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via niallsuckmydick)

— 1 month ago with 367563 notes


if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

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— 1 month ago with 274039 notes



in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: meachey, via han-rawr)

— 1 month ago with 474600 notes


where can i buy that for free

(via punkfuls)

— 1 month ago with 756710 notes


I feel like I’m always the one to be more invested. I always like someone more than they like me, I’m always the first and last one to text, and I’m always the one to get hurt

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— 1 month ago with 127 notes

@little_wink: Had a dream I bumped into @Harry_Styles at a cashpoint #mundane
@Harry_Styles: @little_wink that was you? I thought you were mugging me. Bumping isn’t cash machine etiquette you know.

(Source: quitespecial, via zaynmalif)

— 1 month ago with 28154 notes


give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

(via gnarly)

— 1 month ago with 214677 notes